Best joke I heard recently:
“The Canadian version of Breaking Bad is really boring and lasts just one episode. Walter White gets his cancer treated. The End.”
Blew me away to think that this critically acclaimed series hinges on our unspoken, collective understanding and acceptance of a healthcare system we all know to be unfair and inhumane.posted to Metafilter by Cool Papa Bell at 15:40 on May 28, 2013
It’s one of the deepest pleasures for me. It helps shape the film in so many ways, [beyond] just the music. It informs the film completely for me. - Danny Boyle
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Tengene. This is the worst shuttle experience i’ve ever had. 9 seater van was turned into 19 seater van. I feel like a fucking sardine. Worst day ever. One officemate/teammate’s house got burned down while another officemate got sent to the hospital. Also, i chipped my toe nail. x_x
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Look at all these amazing games coming out for devices I don’t own
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Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
ITS FUCKING TIP 394
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